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We had a Driver from Bairnsdale taxis comp in today looking for some torx bits ..turner they are like small screwdriver bits ...anyway we got talking and he has been drivin up there 4 20 odd years ..owner driver ..told me he pays 50%, drivers get the booking fee after hours phone driver ? and all the lifting fee ..said the fat cunt is rippin you guys off big time .
I hear there is heaps of new drivers ...harry how about you telling me all about these new drivers ..i see some of the old ones are still around everytime i worked with one of the older drivers he told ..i'm sick of this shit i'm goin..yadda yadda yadda ...anyway ...post u dirt bags...

once not so long ago

SHIT NO FUCKER HAS POSTED

FUCKING HELL ...YOU LIMP DICK ..DROPKICK FUCKERS...WHY ARENT YOU POSTING ...



OK.. sad news we lost a lovely lady ..as we know ..during this week .. :(


i'm going too talk about our customers then if you dickheads dont ..we get heaps of fuckwits in ...i heard lipgerm ..has fucked his car ...see you cant drive it like a taxis ..can u ? .. and that turner well i've seen your balls ..and there isnt a camera that can take the pic ...harry ..? at least some gp pics would have been good .....i heard you went too a brothel .....NOW thers a pic ...

About Justajoba

Justajobba has made a return visit. He has crawled out of his scummy hiding place where he has been hiding eversince that girl passenger stated writing about him on the old blog.

Now the scummy little prick has accused me of having no nuts. Well as it happens I was in the old town during the week and had lunch with justajobba and a few of the boys, which incidently extended through to dinner, and I just happened to sneak a pic of justajobbas nuts and here they are for you all to see.

As you can see, they are both there but not quite right.

OK I'M HERE LETS TALK TAXI

Yeah i'm back i'm bad and i'm no longer sad ..the little fella came in too work the otherday and said if i didnt post he would rip turners nuts out ..so i waited and waited and waited then i thought ...shit turners got NO nuts ???? so here i am ...fuck i dont even drive a taxi but i'm gunna i just need somebody too give me a shift ...so anyway we are back on line and thats cool ...who knows whats gunna happen from here ...i hear that poor bastard lipgerm as lost his vision..cuz he scrabbed some glasses from me today..i think he sees yellow everywhere he goes...so comeon lets post ..who gives a fuck what we talk about ......

Kick Start

One of our drivers has been off work for the last week because sshe hurt her foot in bed.

Rumor going around is that she hurt it kick starting her vibrator.

Any other drivers out there heard any other rumor's out there?

A good Fare

Got a job from Ringers rank going to Stratford then onto Maffra.
Can you pick the girl from Stratford?
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Merry Christmas

Thanks Harry for kicking off this blog. I'm sure all the drivers appreciate your effort.

I worked my first shift on the phones after being ill on last Friday night. Talk about fucken busy. the busiest night we've had since I've been here and that includes last New Years Eve.

I only got one death threat so I must have done something right. At about 2AM we had about a half hour wait when some guy rings from one of the pubs and insists on knowing my name, so I give him Lipgerms name and then he wants an immediate cab for his girlfriend because she is sick. The last fucken thing I want in one of my cabs is a sick drunk throwing up on such a busy night so I tell him that just because his friend drank so much that it made her sick doesn't qualify her to jump the queue of about 15 people waiting and that the cab would be there in about half an hour. He told me he would be around to the office and shit in the hole he was going to put in my head. I thought that he was pretty imaginative and waited, cringing in my office and the weak cunt didn't turn up.

I hope you all have a Very Happy Christmas and all your dreams come true.

Welcome all

Welcome to talking taxis.

This is going to be a private blog so to those that i invite say what you want about the Boss, any driver that pisses you off, or any passenger that pisses you off, I don't fucking care. Feel free to speak your mind.